Hotel Kerala-fonia

Haa haa, an excellent song – sing to the tune of Hotel California by the Eagles.. All Mallus with a sense of humour will enjoy this.. Author unknown..
On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I [...]

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I am traumatised

I’m driving along on the highway at 100km/h, minding my own business,

when out of nowhere there’s this big crack in my windshield!
I swerved right,
and then left,
and it was still right there!
scroll down to see what i mean……………………….

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The secret is finally out – HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

Read on..
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
 
The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.
 
When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
 
And that’s how the fight started…..
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My wife walked into the den & asked [...]

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What kind of a fart are you..??

My friend Ashlee Chetty does’nt cease to amaze me with his ability to talk “kak” (south african term for S H I T) literally..
Here is the PREQUEL to the Kakka guide (what happens before the kakka)..
Enjoy but again, dont read this while eating..
The Anticipated Fart: This one warns that it is back there waiting for some [...]

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Addendum to the Kakka Guide

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart.
 
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
 
 
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that’s when [...]

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cosmetic breast surgery

someone sent me a picture of one of their friends who used to be normal but he looks like this now..

but he became like this only after his wifes cosmetic breast surgery.. scroll down..
 
 
 
 
 

whoever has done this, NICELY PHOTOSHOPPED..

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TWENTY EIGHT LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

Here’s some stuff to make you smile – originator unknown.. If the originator is reading it, well done.. nice work..
1 .. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t .
2 .. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it..
3.. Some people are alive only [...]

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